It’s Not My Fault

It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault

It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault

It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault
It’s not my fault

It’s not my fault

It’s not my fault

It’s not my fault

It’s not my fault…

I don’t know how many times I have to say it.

Telemarketing

The number you have dialed

Cannot be reached at this time

Or any time

Ever again

Because he is

Sick and tired of

People like you

Calling him all the time

While he could be anticipating

A phone call from a potential employer

Or potential lover

His potential is being wasted

Because you are wasting his time

With these stupid calls about

Credit reports

Switching phone services

Ten-hour surveys

He doesn’t give a shit about

1 for least likely – 5 for most likely

When a job is on the line

When even a blowjob is on the line!

You’re lucky you even have a job

When many in this economy can’t even

Afford a dye job!

Don’t call this number again!

Have a nice day.